It has come to my attention that a set of slightly inaccurate (and worse — though required by many lyric aggregation sites — unpunctuated) lyrics to “Android Ashley” have been cropping up across the Internet. Because my site analytics tell me that “android ashley lyrics” is by far the most popular Google search that drives traffic here, I thought I’d give the people what they want.
Read on for the full text of the song. (If you’re looking for music as well, click here.)